Friday, June 20th, 2008

Janet Gets Real

Unless Janet is starring in the 2008 edition of “Mommy and Me” (with her son JD)I think it’s rude that she gets her own reality show. Janet is dry as hell and that little dumb voice she has is pretty annoying to hear unless she’s singing in a soft moan like diddly. She sucked so bad in “Why did i get married” that just the thought of watching her talk to lil kids and future stars about how to do a two step twist would make me want tear out each of my locks one by one.

And I blame no one other then Oprah for the rise is stupid azz celebrity reality shows.

scheduled to launch this fall that will showcase the pop star as a mentor while a group of aspiring singers and dancers compete for an undisclosed prize.

According to Variety, the untitled show on 25/7 Productions for MTV will begin filming this summer, as Jackson gets ready to go on tour September 10th. Although details are scarce, executive producer Dave Broome hints at the show searching for the next big star.

“It’s really about finding who’s the next Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake or Usher. And we’ll find it from a pool of people who you wouldn’t typically find them from,” he said. “We’ll go to YMCAs, church groups, local community centers and try to cast the show.” -source

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Friday, May 02nd, 2008

Open Letter to Usher

I will write a letter to usher in response to this:

Usher upset by rumors he was trying to sell photos of his infant son, Usher Raymond V,

“I am livid that people talk about my child,” Usher told us. In fact, he has posed – for free – with his son for an “incredible” Father’s Day cover for Essence magazine.

“What makes you a man more than being a father to your child? I recognize I gave anonymity away when I became an artist, but to have people try to paint a horrible picture of what’s so beautiful – it’s obvious someone is trying to stop something so beautiful.”

As for his ball holder:

“I stand by her as a man loving my wife and being there for my child . . . Opinions are like [bleep]holes. Everybody’s got one. What I will say is, this is my wife and I would hope that [people] would respect my wife and my marriage and who I have chosen to spend my life with.” -source

Dear Usher,

No one really cares. When your not looking we laugh at you. Some of us get really sad and sometimes wish that your husband Tameka would let your balls out of her death grip so that you can still pretend that your not gay. So don’t lose sleep over what the media says just have fun and live your life because when you look at the big picture….NO ONE REALLY GIVES A DAMN!!

With all my love,

LIFE

p.s- you did a good thing by not selling the baby’s pics…You wouldn’t make very much anyway, your just not that important

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Friday, April 25th, 2008

Really What are you Promoting?

Ameri Took some promo pics…..

For what, You ask?

I don’t know….because did anyone else find all of her songs to sound like an organized broken record? She says the same things over and over and over again. I can’t take it and neither can my seizures.



This is Ameri right??

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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Basket ball Money is a Helluva DRUG

As I’m sure you all have heard Carmelo Anthony was arrested the other day for drunk driving…It wasn’t until today that I read reports (gossip) that LaLa refused to pick her baby’s father up from the popo station. So I guess today she felt the need to clarify her stance on the subject at hand: (below)


Basketball star Carmelo Anthony and his fiancée LaLa Vazquez are speaking out to PEOPLE about his DUI arrest – denying Internet reports she was unsupportive and wouldn’t pick him up from the police station.

“I want to make sure the public understands that I fully support my fiancé, Carmelo Anthony, and stand by him through this ordeal,” Vazquez, a former MTV veejay, says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “I will always have his back and never refused to pick him up from the police station. In fact, they offered to bring him to me.” -source
I say she outta keep her mouth shut…Nobody really cares about you and what you do or didn’t do, and you would be dumb as hell not stand by his side over a damn DUI. HE is your mortgage, your lace front, your fingernails, your baby provider. Boo you really had no choice but to stand by your man. Second of all…why the HELL ain’t y’all married yet???

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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Seems like a Reach

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?????? Does Mimi seem like the type of LAME that would date another LAME?? Okay maybe it’s not as much of a reach as i thought it would be, BUT isn’t Mimi getting rubbed down and slicked back by Da Brat??? She has NO time for little children like Nicholas Cannon

*Although reps for Mariah Carey deny that she’s dating Nick Cannon, she was spotted with the star of her upcoming video again on Monday night.

Spies tell People magazine they looked rather cozy while attending a party in Las Vegas. After landing by private jet, the pair headed straight to Privé Las Vegas at Planet Hollywood, where Cannon was scheduled to deejay
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Read the rest

Rumors make the world Go round!!

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Pastry Anniversery

I don’t really give a hootenanny about tasty shoes and crap. but i would like to know why the heck Angela Simmons always looks like she just got her wisdom teeth pulled. Time after time I say this chick has Nan-a-sex appeal. Vanessa looks like she will soon be on the next cover of playboy but at least she’s sexy.



Second of all since i’m on a Hate on Angela rampage I just feel like she should have put on a longer tank top and not shown her lil round belly through her little shimmy shay dress.



*Sigh*
(maybe it’s because I desperately want to be like her….I just want to belong)

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Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I think it’s against Shar’s religion to sit her behind home and STFU. it’s like everything this little teeth skank says makes her sound as dumb as Sherrie Sheppard (Who by the way should die her hair blonde and drive a pink car) in the below statement from Shar while at the Cadillac) anyways I think Shar only says dumb ish like this to get at Britney, only she doesn’t the secret that everyone else does. Britney is a psycho and doesn’t even know her own name.


“You know, he can’t worry about what’s going on outside his household,” continued Jackson, 31, the mother of two of Federline’s four children. “That’s the only way you can stay sane and stay focused. You just can’t worry about the stuff that’s going on outside your house. You have to just protect everybody inside your home and stay focused on that.”

“I’ve always said he’s an amazing father … it’s just now people decide they want to listen. He’s an awesome dude. He makes mistakes – people do that. It’s part of life.”

“He’s like my best friend.” -source

And your a dumb azz!!

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Thursday, January 31st, 2008

It’s a Wrap!!

After 17 years of production, The Montel Williams Show is coming to an end — in a manner of speaking. CBS Television Distribution, which syndicates the talk show, announced on Wednesday that while it will cease making new episodes of the program, it will continue to provide stations with a full year’s worth of ”Best of Montel” broadcasts.


”I can’t say thank you enough to those who’ve welcomed me into their homes for the past 17 years. It has been both an honor and a joy.”
source

Ohh I cry out loud…NOT!! I’m actually surprised that the show was still on in the first place. I could have sworn they were all re-runs. I don’t know why I would think that when I never even really watched the damn show in the first place. I guess now he can really go take a long vacation and smoke all the weed his little bald headed heart desires. It’s been real…I think.

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Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

B!tch WHO CARES??

Kimora has made a statement in her support for Clinton.

“I have known Hillary for many years and have seen her work passionately on many issues, including poverty, education, and prison reform,” said Simmons. “I’m proud to support Hillary because she has the experience necessary to deliver real solutions and turn our country around. In addition, seeing Hillary as President would be an inspiration to my daughters, knowing that they too can be anything they want if they have the determination to make it happen. As a mother, I have learned that you must lead with your head, not just your heart, and I’m confident that Hillary will be the President to bring our country together and deliver a brighter future for all Americans.” -source

Regardless of who you are endorsing Kimora, Nobody cares because WHO THE HELL ARE YOU. Why is your name even being mentioned in this political race anyways. Baby fat don’t got nothing to do with none of these candidates. I’m sure Hilary is pleased that you even know what endorsing means but in that back of her mind I’m sure she’s saying “Thanks but SO WHAT”

I love me some Hillary and I’m glad when anyone decides to back her. this race to the finish line if far from over, but little random endorsements from random people like Kimora mean nothing.

spotted @ necole bitchie

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