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I wonder if Kim really feels in her heart that she is sexy, I wonder if she looks in the mirror and says “damn I’m a sexy b!tch” because if she does then I’ll pour out some Hennessy in remembrance of her brain. Anyways Lil Kim recently performed a whole bunch of yelling, screaming, and touching her titties at the “Way Out West Festival in Sweden” FUN FUN FUN

Her stomach looks like dough that is being kneaded to make a loaf of bread. a loaf of bread that ultimately will have to much yeast and blow up in the oven. then you would shape that blown up dough into something that looks like all of the pictures below.

Look at that….. ewwww!!!


Blacks on the Cover

He’s 15 minutes are lasting a long azz time
I’d smash him down all day long..

For an old school head she’s doing the damn thing

Her head is still extremely large *smile with your face Tyra*

Titty balls and water, I wonder what is happening under that um bre-la-eh-eh-eh…I’ll give a dollar to anyone who can tell me what the hell this magazine is saying.

You can still see her belly button. that doesn’t count as pregnant, stop pushing it out Halle


I’m not to amped about this

I wish Janet would go sit her over-rated azz down somewhere. she will never get back the flair and pizazz she possessed pre-Superbowl….(and she was done way before that) I hate the outfit
although: This robotic cover for her single “feedback” is HOTT FIRE

I wouldn’t trust Oprah around my man

First of all it looks like Oprah had The Birthday Cake Makeup Kit on her list of favorite things..

Second: is there a reason why Denzel’s lip gloss is poppin like that?? has Oprah been caught dipping in Pauletta’s cookie jar (first Michelle Obama not Pauletta Washington)

(great debaters premiere)
Ummm hmmmm, come get your man Pauletta…..Steadman your PIMP hand is getting weak, Oprah needs the back hand and some baby powder


We Represent


I’ll keep this post SHORT (pun intended)

I’m Gay in the Rain

Tameka’s Wife Usher performing singing in the rain

he did such a nice performance because he envisioned the day that Tameka would release his balls and let him come out the closet. I would say that’s reason enough to PRANCE around in the rain!!


Power of the W-I-G

A source for the cowardly Lion speaks out about her lack of nookie:

The supermodel is said to be very “insecure” about her hair and refuses to spend the night with men because she doesn’t want to remove her long fake locks in bed.

A source said, “Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.

“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”-source

Tyra, take it from a blogger…. Don’t let your nappy stubbly hair stand in the way of a nice rock hard Pen15, by the looks of it….Tyra needs the power and calming relaxation technique that only a strong and tall PEN15 can give. Maybe the she can even wash her hair with some of the conditioner that shoots out, I heard it makes your hair grow, and protects against dandruff, split ends and hard to reach areas.

TNHOTT "Get me bodied" challenge

let’s battle, contestant number 1
Or will it be contestant number 2

Ain’t this something else, as I was trying to find my contestants for this Battle..I have to say that the Men(homosexuals) are far more advanced in the art of dancing then the woman are. The woman out right sucked, but the men were very fluid in their movements and their waist lines were very elastic. Who won the competition? Leave a comment and cast you vote, I could have done a poll but wanted to hear your thoughts.


That’s Just Nasty

I first spotted this on D-listed and was so horrified and amazed that I had to post it here. No, this picture has not been photo shopped, this old a$$ woman really is 70 years old with a 15 inch waist ON PURPOSE!!

Pensioner Cathie Jung has worn tight-fitting corsets for years to become the woman with the world’s smallest waist.

The super-fit 70-year-old has a tiny waist which measures just 15in (38cm) – making her figure distinctly hourglass.

The Queen of Corsets, as she has aptly named herself, appears in the new edition of the Guinness Book of World Records.



Beyonce gets sexy for her Audiance

Want to see what Jay-Z likes to Motor boat at night with them soup cooler lips he got?

…because Beyonce feels the need to perform in window curtains and doesn’t think it would be a good idea to wear a bra, her audience sure did get their money’s worth….and now so will you my precious readers.

and just incase she takes this one down…….HERE is another one

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