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Nope Guess Again!!!

I plead the Fif, on grounds that I might embarrass my mommy with the words that I have for Laurie Ann’s new video.

Go sit down!

Once upon a time:
50 says “Hoe sit down”
Paris Cries
A little curly head black boy makes her feel better (I’ve heard it all before)

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.
Paris and 50 are good friends.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper’s crew and stagehands quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!” -source


I’m not smiling

This Skank done snagged a find peice of black smooth chocolate. But that’s all right I’ll still smash Reggie Bush and make him lots and lots of babies…

I was watching her show last night and ryan Seacreast asked her if she was dating Reggie, and the dumb ass said ” we are just friends” and started blushing and sh!t…I wish hoes would sit down and start telling the truth especially when they want to be photographed all up with that nigga. *ahem* Ashanti, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and all the other men who’s had her bent over


Swag Dance (J-stepping)

what in all the Bullsh!t is this: Soula boy needs to sit his puffy painted cheap shades azz down

he got a lot of limp in his wrist….and a lot of arch in his back

A$$ of the white girls

Keep up the foolishness Polow….mess around win your self a years suppley of Valtrex Now, you call yourself the “King of All White Girls.” Elaborate on that for me.

Polow Da Don:
Just the “King of the White Girls.” I ain’t self proclaimed but I run with it. [Laughs] There was a stage in my life where I went crazy with dating white women. I have nothing against black women, but they’re raised differently. White women are raised to respect and serve their men. Black women are taught to question [their men]. Black women look at submission as being weak. White women look at submission as being a woman. And anyone who has a problem with this statement is ignorant. Just look at the divine order; it goes man, woman, child.


Hoes speaks Out

In a recent interview with Supadupa”i make men stick things in me”Head she gets all intellectual and hoe like about her New book……let me cut and past the Q’s and A’s that i found interesting and if you so please read the rest of the interview on your own time…..oh chit I just came across some excepts from her book…..Children close your eyes and block your ears……gossipers and rumor artist curl up next to the fire place
You put a lot of folks’ business on blast in Confessions. What more is there to say and how is Vixen Diaries going to be different?

: It’s a diary and reads like a reality show. I wrote this in real time. Whatever happened that night, I would come home and write it as soon as I got home, so it’s still very much in the moment and very fresh. And this book is more Hollywood, where the first book was mostly music, and I no longer live in that world. I live in L.A.
Since Confessions are you persona non grata in Hollywood, New York, Miami and Atlanta?

I was like the plague until people realized I wasn’t going away after the international success of my book. Now I find that a lot of people want to be in my book because they want to be immortalized. It’s almost like being a gossip guru but so much deeper than that. People will tell me things and say, “Be sure you write about this… Can I be in your book?” It’s become this “club” that people want to join. I made it to Oprah, so people want to jump on the bandwagon.

Was Young Buck good in bed?He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.


How was it?It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
50 CENT:
What’s your story?50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as i assumed it would be. It was probably about 71/2inches. But its not a big disappointment because he can eat pus$y like no other.
She gives a description of all the rappers and the size and energy of their Pen15′s (ironic that he has a cigar in his mouth, i wonder where that’s been)
List of Rappers: It took a long a$$ time for me to bold all them damn names, i feel like I’m going to vomit…i think by actually doing that i just turned myself into a hoe….read and see if you feel the same way
Mystikal – long Trick Daddy – long and full of energy Twista – medium,Will Smith – long Xzibit – long but comes to quick Kool G Rap – Long but cant fuck Talib Kweli – medium Redman – hung like a banana Black Thought – medium Russel Simmons – small Khujo from Goodie Mob – very long Ja Rule – Long and full of energy Jay-Z – Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top OutKast – Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim Pete Rock – big Puff Daddy – medium Rakim – Long Mobb Deep – havoc is big but Prodigy is small M.O.P. – Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor Nas – small Nelly – medium Scarface - medium Snoop Dogg – too long Ol’ Dirty Bastard – may his big dick rest in peace Clipse – They’re both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T’s breath stinks Common - Long but too skinny Da Brat – can eat a pussy.Mos Def – long but his breath stinks Timbaland – long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick Too $hort – long and thick but talks to much shit in bed Q Tip – long but skinny. He has an asshole personality Mase – Long but he has an asshole personality too Master P – nice and long and can fuck Method Man – Long but comes to quick Missy Elliott – pussy has a bad odor 50 Cent – medium/longBig Punisher – The same size of a can of air freshener Busta Rhymes – Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something. Canibus – real long Noreaga – Long but he cant fuck Lil Wayne – nice and long Kanye West – Big but he cant fuck KRS-One – small LL Cool J – Nice and fat The LOX – All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat Ludacris – Just perfect. Long and fat DMX – Long and can fuck forever Fabolous – big dick but comes to fast Fat Joe – small at first but when erect he’s impressive.Wyclef – Long but his breath stinks Ghostface Killah – Long but he comes to quick
I have a lot of smart talking to do but cutting and pasting has wore me out….If and when ya;ll start to comment i’ll put in my 3 dollars….ENJOY!!

Excerpts from book and Essence Interview

Tyra Needs to learn to Scream with her eyes

Good Luck New York
Ohh please shut up…I can imagin it now and i got an instant headache

gearing up for traffic (a little wider Tyra)

Tyra invades New York, the official move of her show from LA to NY was done today….I would have hated to be out there listening to her speak….I would rather take two of Rhianna’s um-bre ella ella’s and stick there in my ear sockets. She better not say anything to the ANTM girls about being ready for a pic at all times. Cause the pic right above is damn near horrifying…

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