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May
1

17 Minutes under water *SMH*

This Mother *bleep* should have drowned, and I’m not being mean about it. The thing that i have a problem with is that people are always trying to do extra types of unnessecary bullsh!t with their life to make themselves famous. Who the hell desires to stop breathing long enough to beat a world damn record. Instead of Oprah condemning this foolishness she is giving him a national platform to make a mockery out of God given life. I swear that woman is the devil.

his dumb ass said he stopped because he could see his heart was going nuts. Yes it was numb nuts, Your heart does that when you are not freaking breathing. I wonder what uncle touched him to make him crave attention so damn much…WHO HURT HIM!!!

May 1, 2008   //   white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Feb
27

The Moment of Truth

This show is the DEVIL, I’m sure it will be around for America as America promotes the dysfunction of families.

Tell me what you think……i don’t want to reveal what happens because i want to know your honest opinion. I’ll be passing through the comment section all day if you want to say your piece. I’ll def say what’s on my mind in the comment section.

In the words of my BF “WHITE FOLKS……(SMH)”

NY post update:”We’re kind of up in the air right now – I want to [get back together], but I don’t think he does,” Lauren said in their tiny apartment in Piermont.

“It’s not very easy to overcome,” said Frank, a cop with the 48th Precinct in The Bronx.

Frank Cleri said he had been aware of his wife’s cheating but not prepared for the emotional drain of their going public with it for the money.

Standing tensely next to his wife yet still wearing his wedding ring, he said, “Everything that was mentioned during this show, we had talked about before. We’ve had our issues. Unfortunately, now they’re not just our problems. Everyone knows about it.” -source

February 27, 2008   //   TV, real life celebrities, white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Feb
12

Just like my big sister…

Paris’ little brother in following in his sisters foot steps or tire tracks for that matter. The young dumb azz got him self arrested on DUI charges and is now being booked. I think it’s sweet that Paris is setting such a wonderful example for her little bro. If more big sisters watched out for their siblings the world would be a better place. ( I hope you all can sense my sarcasm)

In other words this is a dag gone dying dog mess. Who cares they can probably buy the police department


Paris Hilton’s younger brother Barron has been arrested for driving under the influence (DUI) in Malibu, California. The 18-year-old was pulled over by cops as he cruised down the Pacific Coast Highway in a black Mercedes-Benz at 8.30am on Tuesday.

Hilton, who was traveling with a passenger at the time, is currently being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station, reports TMZ.com.

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February 12, 2008   //   get a life, white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Feb
12

it would be the lil Asian dentist DUDE



Like I keep on saying, Asian people are true hustlers, they find the need and supply it. I can’t be mad that people actually buy grillz, because when your rich you can spend your money on dumb azz sh!t and still have enought to feed your family gourmet yogurt on a silver platter.
I commend the lil Asian dude cause he’s making bank…..In my deepest of hearts I hope everyone that wears grillz teeth fall off and crumble into little tiny pieces.
February 12, 2008   //   Plum foolery, white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Feb
7

Paris honored at Harvard

I don’t remeber getting a phone call from someone asking me if Paris can come to my back yard….Cause if I had I would have gone to the club that she was at..I like to PARTY and so does PARIS…We are BFF’s you know! NOT…..

Harvard has embarrassed me and my Town..I weep!!




Paris Hilton honored at Harvard? Now we’ve seen it all. The sandy-haired celebutante was at the World’s Greatest University today, where she received the Woman of the Year award from the wags at the Harvard Lampoon.

“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here,” Hilton told a crowd of about 100 students. “It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time.”

What’s to recommend Britney Spears’s good buddy for such an accolade?

Here’s a hint: It’s not the salacious videotape she famously made with Rick Salomon. The “award” is an obvious jab at the high-minded Hasty Pudding Theatricals, who’ll give its long-running Woman of the Year Award to actress Charlize Theron on Thursday and honor actor Christopher Walken next week.

“They’re honoring me for being in business and my acting,” Hilton explained to us.
Standing under a tent outside the Lampoon today,

Some Hott quotes from Paris:

-Hilton couldn’t contain her enthusiasm: “You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!”

-Alibi, the site of the former Charles Street jail. “I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot,” Hilton told us, laughing. “It looks like a magazine shoot.”

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February 7, 2008   //   white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Jan
3

Lindsay is back to step 2

Get him girl!! Wait….do you even know his name???????


Lindsay is a complete screw up, watch her drunk self break her clean and take a swig of the drinkdrink

Her lawyer had this to say: “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”
LIES!!!! she didn’t call nobody but her MADAM to get her a room at the brothel
January 3, 2008   //   Buy me a drink, white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
28

Eminem’s mom reveals all

Going against Eminem’s claim on his whole difficult childhood, his mother Debbie Nelson is set to release a tell-all book in which she allegedly revealed that the rapper made up his whole story in order to be successful in the rap music business.

In the book, titled “My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem,” Debbie allegedly reveals that the rapper is a manic depressive and his condition got worse after his ex-wife Kimberley Anne Scott gave birth to their daughter Hailie Jade. -source
Umm maybe someone should tell her that……Eminem is pretty much irrelevant, and she will be lucky if she gets three people to buy that book. Even if he was still killing the music charts people still wouldn’t care because we love weird people and Eminem was the epitome of weird he personified weird he is one with the word, and people ate that sh!t up. the youth of the world don’t want to know the truth, we could care less unless some sort of gossip surrounds it. The truth is boring
December 28, 2007   //   white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
21

Pissy Fergie

Fergie Ferg discussing her most pissy moments…… I’m not fond of grown azz adults pissing on them selves under any circumstances. I can understand a little trickle here and there but a full out piss fest is not cute




“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”-source

{pics via celebslam}
December 21, 2007   //   nasty things, white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
19

Trailor Park Trash

She told her mother right before Thanksgiving. Lynne was very upset, but after a week after she found out she became supporting. Lynne told Ok!, “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

WHATEVER

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

When you don’t wear condoms and have sex…chances are you will get preganant….NO Suprise there ( i believe that was taught in health class, and on seseame street)
Jamie Lynn stars on the Nickelodeon show “Zoey 101″ and they issued this statement:
“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”
FIRED!!
(what the hell type of role model is that to have on a kids show)

TMZ reports that JL will get $1 million for a photo shoot with her baby when it’s born.

Classy
December 19, 2007   //   white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
13

Butts and Nuts

Sexy b!tch!!
Gimme gimme MORE

All I want to know is what is the little white thing lodged up in there, it look like it could be the underbelly to a nut sac.

December 13, 2007   //   white people do the darnest thigs   //   No Comments   //  
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