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It’s Offecial NO MORE PAULA

Ohhh that’s just to damn bad… I never watched the stupid show anyways. I guess everyone will be aight. Paula sucked anyways… they should give her her own reality show and hide drugs and alcohol around her house so we can be entertained by her getting high… yes that is very mean and insensitive but how many of y’all would actually watch it… I would…. *giggle*

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month. I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all.

Crack is Whack: Frankie

Keyshia come get your momma

While stealing things to write about over at one of those bigger sites, I came across this picture and video of Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s Mom) The fact that she has on a half jacket and showing off her tramp stamp and crack belly, only makes me want to clasp my hands and close my eyes as i left up a word of prayer for this troubled woman.
Frankie turns her attention back to crack because her fame is to hard to deal with. It’s a shame and disturbing as to why BET continues to exploit Frankie and her bad habits. Instead of helping her stay focused on being a good mother, they are giving her another show so the world can sit back and laugh point and be be entertained (I will be one of those people sitting up in front of the TV shaking my head and trying to hold back giggles). In the above video you can clearly see that her lil crooked ass is high and out of control, slapping dogs and trying to snatch the woman’s violin from her. SHAME on the world. and shame on CRACK

pics/video: freddyo

A C*NT Like Kanye

Oye, I didn’t know that Amy and Kanye had beef, but i guess they officially do now when Amy performed at Glastonbury in England to open the show for Jay-Z (whole other story behind that) Anyways. Amy didn’t seem to hold back her dislike for Kanye when she called him out and the end of her first song buy saying ” A least I’m not opening for a CUNT like Kanye” and my did that girl sing that part with conviction….

Kanye responded on his blog by saying: “This just in…Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!!LOL!!!

No B!tch fit Kanye??? Come one the world deserves more. The diss line comes around the 2 min mark. it’s so sad that she is a walking/talking/singing 8 ball of crack

Here she is throwing bows at and audiance member: They said that Amy was defending herself because some crack head wanted a Hit of crack and decided to squeeze her booby to see if he could get lucky. this was pure hilarity…

New Edition re-united to receive the ASCAP Golden Note Award YAWN!! because really what have they done and what difference have they made. One of them Ronny, Bobby, Ricky’s have on a damn purple shiny suit jacket. they should have gotten the award revoked for that crime alone. Only good thing that came out of it was Bobbay Brown and his wet lipped face. He’s always makes a stupid situation better

Crack is WHACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ya’ll know Bobby just went in the bathroom and sniffed two lines so that he can get his mind right.

Dennis Rodman Checks In

Rehab is the best choice he could have made for himself and I can’t even hate because I’m sure that the road Dennis Rodman is selling is soul on will only lead to Death. I would like to know what happened in his childhood that lead him to be the monster that he is now. I’m wouldn’t doubt that he is a nice man but some step uncle or auntie must have really scarred this man which lead to his downhill foolishness of a life. When I really soul search I can only blame one person….


Dennis Rodman has entered an outpatient rehab facility just days after being arrested for domestic battery, his manager confirms to PEOPLE.

“Yes, Dennis checked into an outpatient rehab center in Fort Lauderdale today,” Darren Prince says. “His life has not been going smoothly for the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his kids. And he has been drinking too much.” -source


Paula Abdul is a party girl

There is always a party going on in this chicks head, and I want to go. If I can live my life high and drunk everyday and be as bitchen as Paula I would. She probably walks in diagonals and talks to trees. I wouldn’t even be surprised if she stood on top of the toilet seat to pee. she’s just that kind of girl….. A party ain’t a party until Paula has run all through it.

FYI: I don’t think she even knew that the camera’s where there. I think that’s just how she is when she thinks she’s alone.


Crack is Whack: Pretty Eyed CSI Man


An officer saw Dourdan’s car parked on the wrong side of the street with the interior light on and someone sleeping in the driver’s seat at approximately 5:12 a.m. Monday, according to Palm Springs police Sgt. Mitch Spike.

The officer described Dourdan as disoriented and possibly under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The officer arrested Dourdan after locating suspected cocaine, heroin, Ecstacy, miscellaneous prescription drugs and paraphernalia. Dourdan was released on $5,000 bail at 10:30 a.m. Monday. A court date was not immediately scheduled. -source

What in the hell was he thinking…I know that in CSI training they thought this nigga that you have to be good with hiding things and make sure you destroy all the evidence that will get you locked up. but NOOOOO!! I would like to understand why the hell he was operating a moving pharmacy in his car….second people seem to forget the code of the hood “don’t get high off you own supply”


They call it IMPETIGO

I call it Just Nasty!!

To be honest with you Amy is really starting to piss me off with all this foolishness. She played be by going to rehab doing a little song or two at the awards, pretended like she wanted to get her life back in order and then WHAM…..”I’m Amy bitch” At this point I feel that maybe her and Britney should star in a remake of the “simple life: when crack attacks”


DMX explains it all

Okay hear me out before you read DMX’s interview….We all know that I’m the biggest advocate for CRACK being WHACK (and DMX is bathing in it)but….in all the foolishness that DMX is saying he actually makes a lot of sense. it’s weird and maybe you have to be a f’d up person to see what he’s trying to say…. I know I’m f’d up because I DO understand. and I can’t knock him for it…. *shrugging shoulders*

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just-it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.

Yeah, but the country is.
I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.

The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.

But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.


Who invented snorting Vodka

The crazy sh!t that white people do is AMAZING…the thought process has to be out of this world. For a fact I know that black people don’t snort Vodka because Vodka is expensive why waste it snorting it up your nose when you can just drink it duhhh. why run the risk of F’ing up your nose holes. maybe it’s only Amy crack house that does these amazing things. I mean I thought she was getting better but maybe it was just because smoking crack didn’t give her the high she yearned for and now it looks like she’s resorted to sniffing vodka…. *sigh*

Wino was recently out at Bungalow 8 in London when she started playing the “gas chamber” game with friends. A source said, “She was sat next to Kelly and Miquita when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw. She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose.”

I guess crack IS really whack, Vodka is that new OOOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!!!

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