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My Size Big Head Barbie

Sit down little boys and girls and let me tell you a story…..

once upon a time in a far away land lived a very tiny person with an extremely large head. Her name was Paula Abdul. Paula liked to drink and do drugs, and be the host of a incredibly whack TV show where she had roses and bunnies and something soft and cuddly to say to everyone that sang. Until one day the choker that she is wearing around her neck in the picture above collapsed around her throat and the little big head princess barbie died a horrible death….
The End

p.s- don’t tell that story to your kids, or they will end up evil like me

When the drink drink Wins

You end up looking like a damn fool, unless your cute and you can get away with things like being drunk and looking like a fool. Like my girl told someone on Saturday night, when your shady looking you can’t do a lot of things you could do if you were cute.

Too bad for Ja-rule he falls in the shady looking category, therefor looking like a fish out of water.

I know that by the time he got home he was face first in the toilet saying those all to familiar words “I’m never drinking again” LMAO. On a background tip, why the girl posing for the camera while ja-rule is making sweet love to the leather couch?? got to love a girl who never misses an opportunity for a myspace picture.


"Ridin Durtay" That’s Hood Rat Stuff

TMZ has learned rapper Young Jeezy was popped early this morning in Atlanta driving like a crazy person!

Cops arrested the Jeez around 2:30 AM on a whole mess o’ charges, including DUI, speeding, reckless driving, no tags, driving with an open container and no proof of insurance.

damn I wonder if the car had wheels, a windshield, or doors. My man really took the song riding dirty to heart. I guess he figured that if he was going to drive completely illegally then he would do it the right way, only thing he forgot was his kilo of cocaine that should have been stashed in the passenger seat of the car. It’s a damn shame how these people throw their lives away for some joy riding, gangsta fun. I guess this is why this lil boy did what he did. he sees crop like this and gets DUMB Azz ideas…This Story is a little old but very fitting for this post.

Jeezy should get put on house arrest and should not be allowed to play video games for one weekend.


Snoops Wife has street cred

Snoop Dogg’s wife Looks like she was already prepared to go to jail, with those jail house braids and no makeup within finger reach. she probably was already thinking about the first Big Tiny that she would make her sex slave actually she like em’ skinny so she would probably want a Debra of a Stella to be her bottom hoe. I’m just saying….

The wife of Grammy-nominated rap artist Snoop Dogg was arrested in Fullerton early Saturday on suspicion of drunk driving, police said.

Shante Broadus, 32, was stopped by police near Highland and Orangethorpe avenues about 12:15 a.m. and arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, said Fullerton Police Lt. Craig Brower. -source


Everybody at the club get tipsy

And fall over in the parkinglot whule being potoged…then and have someone from your camp come out a couple of days later and say you were playing a game of trust (WHILE DRUNK) HA!!

you can tell from the first pics that she has the glazed over ” I’m totally wasted” look on her face…and the rest of the pictures tell the rest of the story…. I’m sure she woke up in the morning saying “I’ll never drink again” we have all had those mornings…LMAO!!!

SUPERMODEL NAOMI CAMPBELL looks like she is falling over drunk — but she insisted she was just playing a game.

Naomi, 38, slumped in the street after a night out. Her eyes glazed over and her limbs went limp as she fell into the arms of a girl on the Italian isle of Capri. A mystery man clubbing with her tried to grab her arm.

But the catwalk queen — facing possible jail if convicted on air rage charges next Friday — said she was NOT drunk.

Her agent told The Sun: “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms.

“It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” <--- Yeah sure

Yeah the hell right!!! Tell me anything

Patron will do that to ya

Patron silver is the devil:

Vince Young QB for the Tennessee Titans had a little too much to drink the other night at a TX night club. A fan tells xilla that:

“At one point vince stood in the middle of the floor with his eyes closed for about 5 minutes”

That’s when you know your freaking wasted dude. You can’t feel your body, you close your eyes and you see your self differently then anybody else. As far as VY was concerned he was dancing mad fast and really getting his jig on during those five minutes.

pics via/to see more: Blogxilla


Fergie is Freaking Wasted Dude

I’m going to make make this post a little on the personal side. Now I have been having a few sucky weeks and I think it is safe to diagnose myself with being depressed and mentally suicidal (i’ll never do it but it’s fun to think about it) In the below set of pictures Fergie has obviously had one of my types of weeks… here you can see her so boozed up that she can’t stand straight and damn near breaks her pinky toe.

which leads me to my fantasy or true story…take it as you wish….

Sometimes when life gets you down it’s good to just go somewhere sit at the bar and think about how many swigs it will take you to finish your whole glass of long island ice tea. before you know it you have drowned down three of them and you can no longer feel your body….so you just dance and dance and dance until it’s time to go home then dance in the parking lot while talking to others in third person…then you get in your bed with all of your clothes still on and wake up 3-7 minutes later throw up and pass out for the rest of the night. problems solved.


That has got to hurt

Weezy gets with the EX

Is that really what you decided to do with your hair……LMAO….I love the foolishness. I’m sure most of you have seen these pics all over the place by now but I think it’s still ridiculous enough to post. Nivea the ex-wife of Mr. Falsetto (the Dream) and reportedly the ex-girl of Weezy him self was spotted out with said EX with stupid colored hair and a cup os siiizzuurrpp.

She kinda reminds me of a younf deelishis (FOL2)

He looks as high as the stars in the sky.

Car service for the drunk

Rap mogul Sean Combs is launching a car service to drive drunk celebrities home.

The entrepreneur hopes his new venture will put an end to a spate of celebrity DUI arrests. A representative for Combs says, “He wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly.”

I found this pics on Necolebitchie and couldn’t wait for a chance to use it. I’m guess Puffy saw this picture, tried to think of how he got home that night and a light bulb went off at the top of his. he said “Screw a nasty taxi, because I’m a hustler I have devised a plan…….I’m going to start a car service that will change my friends 50% more $$ then if they just call a taxi”

he’s a BUSINESS MAN, and I can’t knock his hustle


Little Jonathan Winery


rapper, hype man, and producer, Lil Jon can now add wine maker into his ever-growing career resume. Sources tell exclusively that the star, best known as one of The Eastside Boyz, has just released a collection of wine.

The wine, called Little Jonathan Winery, reportedly includes a merlot, chardonnay and cabernet sauvignon. The wine is already being distributed in California and will hit shelves within the next two months. -source

YUMMY I love elegant Crunk Juice, I’m mad that he sold out and didn’t make a brand of Boxed wine instead of wine in a bottle. I wonder if, when you buy a bottle does it come with a nifty PIMP cup….Now that’s what you would call and elegant wine.

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