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Ghetto Super Hero: Diamond (Crime Mob)

For a while I thought the little villain from the Incredibles came to the ghetto and destroyed all the heroes from the ghetto justice league. But it seems like there is still a few out there. So i will start back up my crusade to gather all of the heroes of the urban world and bring justice to our universe through gold spandex, studded corsets, and brown suede studded checkerd and obnoxious boots.

Looks like Diamond has found her calling her weapons are those studs located on the boots and the Corset’s. when you get to close they pop off and take your eyes out. if you stare to long trying to figure out WTF she is wearing then you will turn into the material of the gold spandex she has painted on her body. her bleach blond hair give her the all natural power of looking like a fool.

Side kick: Stupid idiot
Stay Tuned for more adventures of
Diamond: The Golden Studded A-hole

pics:sandra rose via C&d

NO Seal, NO NO NO!!

I have another ghetto super hero on my hands but before we get into that:

This is NOT okay, you can not pass go, you can not collect your shiny suit, nor your shiny shoes…..I don’t give a good got damn who your wife is and what you do. I DO NOT APPROVE!!

Seal looks like …Super Shiny Suit Man *done in a super announcer voice*, here to save all the glitter of the world, to stop the children in preschool from eating it and having it come out in their poop. Young designers everywhere are scrabbling for the left glittery poop of the pre-schoolers. It’s up to Super Shiny Suit man to save that glittery poop. stay tuned for more adventures with super shiny suit man and his wife (the supermodel).

reportedly him and his wife Heidi sang a live duet together “Wedding Day” at the fashions how. source


Super Wonder Bread Girl

Here to save all the yeast!!


Food Stamp Super Girl

The Saga Continues….

Food Stamp girl….was out to save the world again, she used her Food stamp powers of Rap, along with her super thick gold belt and sequenced tube bra to save the store brand cereals that were being confiscated by the black people NOT on food stamps…. *gasping with horror*

Because of her rapping skills she was able to rescue the minivan that was taking the last two boxes of Tony The Lion “Sugar Flakes”

To be continued…..


Ghetto Superhero: YT edition

Jennifer Connelly ,YT Superhero: here to save the Trailer Parks of America and get Eminem back on the mean streets of Hip Hop, all the while fighting off the wrath of evil by walking in gas station bathroom barefoot.

Everything about this getup is absurd. I feel to throw rocks at her

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Another ghetto Superhero

It wouldn’t be complete without with out the leopard bra. No Sa-ree!!

Red sun glasses indoors is where all her super ghetto powers come from
2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance “Stay In School” event
How come a jail cell isn’t an option for this chick. she should be in jail for wearing “asswear” alone. Thank Goodness I ain’t the police. There would be so many ghetto superhero’s in jail that there would be no left to save all the hood rats of the world. I would almost be doing and injustice to the Welfare Gods. How will the ghetto’s of America survive.


Absolutely NOT!!

Shar Jackson looks like: “Food Stamp Supergirl” Protector of govment cheese and whole milk.

I shall save the world from the social work villains that are out to find the welfare families that don’t really need food stamps, but refuse to get a job. I shall protect the baby daddies that don’t want to acknowledge there kids, or at least send them a 4 pack of diapers from the gas station.

Super Food Stamp girl to the rescue

Superman that Hoe

I would like the answer to: “whey the hell Kerry Washington looks like she is Superman’s ex-wife???” I vote NAY!!
Even some red shoes……can’t get any fooler that that

Why super man bed sheet you asked, because while outlooking my friends back and forth today someone sent an email, explaining the meaning to “superman that hoe” I was deeply interested in the meaning so i began reading and what I found out was….shocking, funny, yet rude and disrespectful, but hilarious non the less.

So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!!

I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work J So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape!

My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! -anonymous (only cause i have no idea who the person is that wrote this.

and that’s why I have the superman sheets. LOL!! how many of you men will attempt to super man a hoe? If you do, please send me the stories and I sure as hell will post them.

It’s almost like she was begging me to make her part of the campaign….It brings me great sorrow to have to put someone that used to be such a moving force in the music industry into such un-flattering category…..

But can you blame me….Let’s take this last picture for example…..Everything is just wrong…, she has been f’ing up at her own concerts, pissing people off, losing fans, dressing like……(let’s pray)

She looks like a_____________(You fill in the blank)

let’s get creative people!!! (i’ll post the most creative fill in the blank on a later post)

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