Lil Kim and Cindy Lauper did a ear numbing performance on Saturday at the Mandela Day concert at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. The duo performed a medley of Lauper’s hit ‘Time After Time’ and Kim’s ‘Lighters Up’. Blame it on Age, but Luaper sounds like hell and Kim sounds hell bound. Not only was the medley awful but it was random as hell. In music everything is possible… but this… should never have been attempted. I actually tried to sit through the whole thing, but somewhere after the one minute mark I gave up and granted my ear holes some peace and quiet.

I no longer do entertainment blogging but occasionally i come across unbelievable sh!t that makes me want to SHOUT and say the F word in creative ways… like fuckaloidoramous (i made that up as i typed) Little Kim NEVER and i mean NEVER ceases to amaze me. or maybe the correct word is SCARE the crap out of me. I guess the question that all of us seem to want to ask is WHO THE HELL DOES HER MAKEUP? I know it wasn’t my goddaughter because she was too busy eating cookies, and the Big Top circus is not do in town for another two weeks so I’m not sure if this was a sabotaged effort or if kim really sat there and said… “hmmm I think the vanilla frosting of this birthday cake matches my bleached blond skin perfectly”

A little off topic, Ray J is a tiny little man that I would like to put in my pocket and feed little bits on tomatoes and onion rings. I met him in Vegas and although my light skin was to dark for him, we still managed to share a hardy knee slapping laugh given his relationship efforts on “The love of Ray J”. I’m not sure what he was doing here spotted with cake face but I could care less. my blessing if they have decided to rekindle the flames of herpes and HPV (I wanna be one less)

back to lil Kim… In this first picture… something besides her face is off… does she have one track of bangs attached to her head SHAME, and Barbie EYELASHES are not the shit, those things look extremely aggressive like they are attacking her corneas. but who am I to talk…. one set of those plastic eyes lashes can pay off my college loans.

I guess like me Lil Kim, never fully understood the art of wearing makeup, I mean it’s hard… just the other day I found out that eye liner is supposed to go on that little pink part of you bottom lid, the whole time I was putting it right under that part… until my lady boo told me that I looked the fool (true friendship) lol… Kim has no friends to tell her that foundation should not stop abruptly at the neck (where you can see the obvious color CHANGE) they also didn’t’ tell her the frosting was not a preferred make up line of choice. I guess this all boils down to loneliness and a lack of positive friendship. poor Kim.. she don’t know any better. At this point nothing on her self is real. i think she has received every job there is to have, only thing left is implanting thicker chin splits.

She looks like she belongs to the damn circus. They should lock her azz up in a cage and make her sing the tune that big bird sang in “far from home” (can’t find the video). Those eyebrows are vicious and scary, and what the hell kinda lard does she have on them, it looks like melted tar. and her face looks extra plastic…you the how plastic gets when it stretches and then pops. well I’m almost certain that her face is going to pop…she needs to stay out of direct sunlight and camera flashes.

I don’t remember who’s listening part this is at, but they should have cancelled it and waited for Kim to get her shit together…

So I’m a little late on all this crap because, I decided to not blog for a day, so now I have a lot of catching up to do. well, lets get this ball on the road. Or lets get this car on the road…whatever saying tickles you the best. Just a couple of days ago the NY post, had an article that said that rumor had it that Lisa Raye wanted to work out her marriage because she didn’t want to leave the lifestyle that she has grown accustomed to living, regardless of her love for him, she just found it hard to have to give up all the perks of being a first lady.

LISARAYE has changed her mind. The “All of Us” actress was planning to divorce Turks and Caicos Premier Michael Misick, but now she’s moved back into his mansion. “It’s not that she would miss him, she would miss her position,” said our source. “She’s grown accustomed to the lifestyle – the gifts, the cars, the status.” The two have had problems since they wed in 2006. LisaRaye has been linked to former NBA star Gary Payton. In April, Misick was accused of raping one of LisaRaye’s friends, a claim he denied. -source

come to find out her rapiest, cheating azz husband already made the decision for her and has stated that he would like nothing more then to end his marriage with her, continue steal sex and have different woman running in and out of his house. Messed up things about it all is that she probably had to sign one skank of a prenup before she could even say I do…. I hope she can at least keep a summer house and scrub the toilets of his mansion for some extra change

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick,” Premier Misick said in a statement emailed to EUR from his PR rep, Judy Smith. “I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected.” -source

I say she out to just take the “L” and continue to get freaky with lil Kim in the clubs….. (yes i posted some of these pics before but nothing says DIVORCE like a lil girl on girl action)

In this pic ^^^ looks like Lisa Raye has a lil Jizzum on her mouth

I wonder if Kim really feels in her heart that she is sexy, I wonder if she looks in the mirror and says “damn I’m a sexy b!tch” because if she does then I’ll pour out some Hennessy in remembrance of her brain. Anyways Lil Kim recently performed a whole bunch of yelling, screaming, and touching her titties at the “Way Out West Festival in Sweden” FUN FUN FUN

Her stomach looks like dough that is being kneaded to make a loaf of bread. a loaf of bread that ultimately will have to much yeast and blow up in the oven. then you would shape that blown up dough into something that looks like all of the pictures below.

Look at that….. ewwww!!!

and flashed he titty balls all over the place…

I’m mad she wore jean leggings and her baby cousin’s too small corsett top. Whatever keep your bobbies from dropping to the floor and makes you happy is the way to go. I hope she had a wonderful b-day. they shouldn’t have taken so many pictures i heard that plastic melts under too much heat. She needs to watch out for that and stay out of the way of direct sun light.

Plastic face, nappy side burns, and foolish attire. I have to say that she almost had me fooled when she looked halfway decent but now that that’s over I can really focus on the real Lil Kim, the one that everyone is scared of, the one that everyone has to turn there head sideways and say…..”WTF”

This broad’s face dosn’t even freaking move. That’s what you call talent

I’m almost Speechless….because…..Lil Kim looks GOOD!! I’m shocked and confused of how someone could clean up so nicely if they would just stop dabbling in b-day cake make up. Her stylist should receive a raise effective right NOW…I guess there is some hope for Vivica Fox too…

I don’t remember where I go these pics from but I’ve been holding them in my inbox for a while and thought it would be a fitting time to discuss the fact that I could have sworn that young Ray-J was just hugging and kissing all over Whitney, I don’t know what kind of super ding dong he got that he can be blowing the backs out of two superstars but this little brother is good. his love handle must be the kind that makes you say WHOA!!

I don’t know how old these pics are but if they were taken in the last couple of months then I’ll just go right ahead and blame the spread of AIDS and STDs right on Ray-J and his super mangina