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I know I should have probably saved this post til Friday, when i don’t feel like writing allot but i need to clear my hard-drive to make way for the other random crap that I find on the net ( I collect the bull that i don’t want to elaborate on). Some of these pics are new some are old some are stupid but WTF it’s all random foolishness

soon i will hear about the RAPE charges that one of these blue hoes suffered, black men never learn to stay away from the small white ladies (that one of the end looks like a man)
I posted this before but it still grosses me out and should be put on as the all time WTF of the world, didn’t noticed his taco meet chest the first time I posted it.

I have no idea what this is and I’m afraid i don’t want to know therefore you figure it out for your self. *Nightmare will follow you*

Nope Mary, guess again. Just because you like fur don’t mean you always have to wear it. that sh!t at the top pf them boots look like road kill

Haha this is a picture of what planet hiltron thinks Nicole Richie’s baby looks like. I think it’s a rootin tootin funny pic

Ohh Paris, why don’t you stay off of every one’s nuts. Literally stay off…

Oh Zoe WHYYYY even when your all done up and got your hair DID all “nice” you still look boring and you upset me..I wonder if she can talk. I do HEART the hair, really I do
*fingers crossed behind back*

Yes it’s in there, don’t worry…..the coldness of the gym will go away after you start playing…

Jaslene looks like she should be stomping in a Mexican parade to celebrate beans and rice. (she need to eat some of that beans and rice, maybe it will stick to her bones)
Sanjaya my man/girl…or in the words of my girl Ru my Boy b!tch is thugging it out. You can tell his walk got made flair and pazzaz in it.

PETA would appreciate you putting on some clothes.

Are you my daddy…This picture is hilarious and SO VERY SAD at the same time


I think it’s WRONG how much that baby look like her daddy… little baby big teeth and all….


Rosanne WHO??

Rosanne forgot that she’s random and is speaking out mad heavy at Obama…

Barak obama is an empty suit selling “hope” in lieu of Truth. Oprah Winfrey helped to elect Arnold Swartzenegger. I have no doubt that she voted her purse by doing this, as she is a large land owner in California, and that ilk fears Dems because they do not want to pay their “fair share” of Cali tax. Oprah has given us Swartzenegger and Dr. Phil. If that was not offensive enough to decent thinking people, now she brings us Obama. He has no ideas, no plan and nothing to add other than the cynical pacification of the masses with bedtime stories about hope, while calling Unions “special interest groups” that need to be done away with.

read more of her rant…
Ummmm not that I’m the biggest Obama fan…I’m my own fan HOTSAUCE 08′, but really can someone tell me where the HELL Rosanne came from??…who lifted the rock that allowed her to climb out from under… relevance must be the fore most concern when it come to z-list celebs making statements as bold as this one. It could be the truth, who knows…

What say you??

Random WTF!!

I really wasn’t in the mood to post my original commentary on everything i saw that was stupid today, so i gave my hurting brain a rest and just did a little sumtin sumtin…besides I’m hungry as sh!t and am about to be off this in a couple of minutes. I’LL HOLLA!!
Thinking…thinking…thinking……he got a long way to go before he’s done thinking…..(ohh he’s some fashion designer, judging my the head he might be related to Rhianna)

Neyo: Stop being gay, and let go of your chest

Chingy, did you receive that tattoo on jail….??? that looks STUPID


*still more Silence*

Rick Ross you should be straggled with that ugly azzz medalion face piece of him damn self.


RANDOM!! I C white people

Black Folks aren’t the only ones that show there a$$ in public, here are just a few pics that i have found across blogs today……
Poor Cory
We love to see you smile
I have those tights, who is this guy/lady
She probably does nasty things to that dog, where is PETA when you need them

K-Fed is half gay


i don’t wear fur either Steve-o

After looking in the mirror

All wrong, everything about it

In the words of Paris Hilton: That’s “NOT” HOTT!!

Look what the cat dug up?!?

Cat woman herself…PURRRRRRR!!!!

I must stay although still on top of her old a$$ game. Eartha never ceases to scared the SH!T out of me. I’m a little shaken up just looking at the pics. I’m done with this one. She’s just so damn Tranny like to me, square head and muscles remind me of weight lifting meat heads in the gym wearing loose tank top’s with elastic foot sweatpants, and Reebok’s. let me not for get the back brace, and the screaming, ohh the horror


How can a man with a Z-list status( and an obvious s- curl, fresh out the china man beauty supply store), fall right off the face of the earth and then all of a sudden appear out of no where pretend to be relevant and have so much to say about…….absolutely nothing.

Ja-Rule speaks out about randomness in an interview with complex magazine


Yeah, they got my man [Chairman and CEO of Universal Music Group] Doug Morris under fire and s***, they got him going down to go speak to Congress about hip-hop lyrics, are you f****** serious? There’s a f****** black kid right now about to get 25 years for having a fight with some white kids over hanging the nooses over the white tree, lets get to that. Let’s get into s*** like that, because that’s what’s tearing up America, not me calling a woman a b**** or a hoe on my rap songs. And if it is, then we need to go step to Paramount, and f****** MGM, and all of these other mother f****** that’s making all of these movies and we need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these f****** shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this s***. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let’s talk about s*** like that! If that’s not f****** up America, I don’t know what is.

Well that’s because he screamed my name and I went to see him. That’s the difference people don’t understand. Everyone talks about the beef I had with 50; he has beef with all types of rappers, but I’m the only rapper who went and handled my business and went and hollered at him man to man… And the moment I heard he had a record about me, I knew where he resided, I knew where he hung out, I went and seen and him. “Homie, you have a problem with me? What’s happening? You ain’t got to rhyme about it, I’m right here in front of your face.” So that’s how our situation took place, and I handled my business with 50 and 50 knows that. That’s why I’m such a threat to him, that’s why he doesn’t like me so much.

I’ve seen Jay’s reaction when Pac started to s*** on him! I’ve seen how he was getting backlash! And then Pac died and he didn’t even get a chance to respond. He just had to take that on the chin. I was there when Lil Cease brought B.I.G the f****** “Hit ‘Em Up” joint. I seen B.I.G’s reaction, when he first heard the record. When B.I.G first heard that from Pac, B.I.G’s reaction was like “Why is homie doing this? ‘Cause he don’t mean that, this dude was my man.” See, they were friends. That’s kind of how I feel when I hear X talking s***. I’m like “X, dawg, you don’t mean that, ni**a, c’mon X.” But we always give X a pass and excuse X for his wild and crazy tirades, because we know X has a drug problem and we appease X. We treat X like a child at times.





Okay Someone take the mic away

Black Men never know when it quit while there ahead: I actually don’t feel sorry for him anymore, because at this point he’s making himself seem ignorant and DRUNK!!

“There is no rehab for homophobia – that was just some crap being put out by the network,” Washington, 43, tells Newsweek of the treatment he received after using a homophobic slur during an argument with Grey’s costar Patrick Dempsey. “I went into an executive counseling program which many people in this industry know about and go to. They knew what the program was but chose to call it what they wanted to fit their agenda. And more importantly, I volunteered for it because I wanted to understand my fight with Patrick and how it got out of hand like that.” Washington says he even paid half the fee for his treatment, and adds: “I thought [ABC] sending me meant they actually wanted me to succeed and come out on the other end.” The network declined to comment for the story. The actor also describes race as a factor in his downfall. During his fight with Dempsey, he says, “Someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me.”

Whatcha lookin for Paris? dig a little deeper your almost there. ewwww!!!

Shesus Khrist
Lets all Kneel down and pray over the destruction of our youth, and “role models” who feel that this is appropriate behavior. I’m appalled and ashamed and afraid for the soul of this young Whore!!

This in Jayonce’s love child

It has it’s daddy’s lips and it’s mama’s mustache, I don’t know if it’s boy or a girl, but it’s UGLY

Any body getting married on 7/7/07 (LUCKY)

Well hurry up cause it’s just around the corner:

Some random couple met: seven years ago, went on their first date on September 7, and then found out they and Hardy’s daughter, Kelli, all share the same birthday — July 7.

“He pulled out his driver’s license because I didn’t believe him,” said Hardy, 40.
They live at an elevation above 7,000 feet in Mammoth, California, and their post office box number is numbered in the 70s.
So it was not a stretch when they settled on a wedding date and a lucky place to get married — July 7, 2007, in Las Vegas.
“The odds of it happening just are phenomenal,” said Allison, 28.
The couple is among the thousands looking to get lucky in love who are expected to flock to Las Vegas to tie the knot on a very propitious date — 7-7-07 — which comes along only once a century.

Nationwide, marriage planners report an overwhelming demand by couples to say their vows on July 7. Churches are booked, limos in short supply and cake makers expect to be very busy.
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Why ain’t no body tell me
That this chick got a reality show on air….called “Hey Paula” come on people FLIP ME A BONE, this is getting ridiculous….Has anybody watched it??? I hate it and I’ve never even seen it
update: I found a clip of the show from

Nick and Melissa are boning it up, Get it Nick!!!, Get it!!!! In the top right pic…is that a foot???? Really is that comfortable??

Supadupa Head, is sucking off once again,
“I thought he was too young, and I just always thought he was ugly. That’s real talk. I thought he looked like a tree monkey…” - I thought so too but i would still HIT IT!!

You know the world is coming to and end when people get famous for digesting large amounts of bodily fluids, and then making not ONE but TWO books telling of her scandalous whorecapades
As for the book, I’ll borrow it from the library but the biach ain’t getting my money.
source and source

Wrong Body Part

I just heard on insider that this broad’s legs are insured for 1 million dollar. Hell!! She should have insured that DAMN HEAD

Does this T come in a small
It reads: “LA court score card OJ:1 Paris:0″………I’m laughing so hard I’m about to pee!!! It’s for real see
I’m sorry my A$$!!!

This SONG is f’ing ridiculous. I don’t usually put songs on here because there are so many other people that do it already, but I thought his song was stupid…..Akon apologizes to the world INCLUDING the little hooker that he dry humped on stage. Who makes a friggin song from all the crap that one does??? (hell, everybody does)

ps- that little skank ain’t innocent click here I just finished posting about her “Club Hoe” adventures
Bloggers get ready

Via BWE: Get ready to learn a lot more about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony than you ever wanted to know. That’s because their former assistant has turned Benedict Arnold and gone to work for Marc’s ex-wife, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, according to Radar Online. It seems J-Lo is worried that secret and personal information about the couple will leak, now that the assistant is in the hands of the enemy. Which means that in the coming few weeks, we could be learning a LOT about the two hot Latin singers. Things such as…

It’s raining MEN on DVD

The gay man’s Sex in the City, season two will soon be released on DVD. Special editions of the show will appear today 6/13 at 10P for 8 weeks we can get sneak peaks of special seeing that are going to be shown on the DVD……….WAIT there’s more in 2008 there will be a MOVIE!!!YAY!! (I guess??)

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Stop Playing

What Amy Crackhouse said about her husband: “I’m either a really good drunk or I’m an out-and-out s***, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I’ve ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him. I’m not a fighter, but if I am backed up against the wall I’ll kick the s*** out of anyone. I don’t think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you are. It’s to do with how much anger is in you.”

What sissy is she married to????????? My face is hurting from frowning


Ma Lawd!!

this book will help you to….*Prove he’s the father of your baby*Track down a deadbeat*Win an increase in your current award*Get money from an unemployed baby daddy*Create an agreement with terms that benefit you*Get other assistance from him along with your child support award

Although I’m all for mothers getting financial support, from their sperm donors, but in this situation I’m speechless…… read more

Everyone lets hold hands and pray for the destruction of family morals

Isaiah Breaks his Silence
Read full interview here
Lauren Hill Concert in BRAZIL
Where I put my clippers so I can shave that yellow mess off her head

Who said Encore?!?!

The second round of “The way it is” will premiere this fall. showcasing her momma’s release from jail and some more of her psycho deranged drunken sister….and double whammy her second album will hit stores on September 18th, it better be as good as the first one.

What In The Random Hell

Amy what the hell???

I don’t know what’s wrong with this child!!! Just plain ol’ weird

House of Dead’wrong……..

Beyonce and her momma need to stick to grinding stages and making stupid a$$ customs for Beyonce and Friends (other wise known as Destiny’s child). You can look at some more hideous concoctions over at . …This chick got some nice boobs (no homo)
I saw this on a blog and thought it was funny
Saint Paris
Somebody got jokes just because Paris has found God. LOL! This morning Paris had a little talk with Babwa Walters, she wanted to explain to her the God has opened her eyes, and she wants to use her power in society for good rather then being a complete screw up. Watch the clip of the view for her exact call.

Paris Calls Barbara Walters

I hear it sucked hard…..
Last night was the big finally of the Sopranos and fans of the show are now in an uproar about how awful the last show was. Grown men and woman everywhere were deeply depressed and hurt by the writers of the show.
Never watched it but after hearing reviews, I’m glad I didn’t
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I Left right on time….

J-lo and Skeletor hit up the PR day parade
I was in New York this weekend and I must say i was not at all upset that I missed the parade.
B!tch betta have my money

Maury is about to get the test results. according to bossip Donkey has been ordered to court today to take the paternity test to determine if he truly is the father of Mel’s baby girl. I vote hell yea

She looks like a punk rock super hero (I hate it I hate it I hate it)


Crack is whack
ewww!!because Brit is the spokeswoman for my crack is whack campaign I’m not going to say much about this photo. source

This girl has just about lost her damn mind
source I hear she has been text messaging her friends to bring her crack and other good feeling medicine…… (maybe not crack but hey what the hell)

Danielle AKA DANI (what a great name)

Celebrated her b-day, thrown by cover girl. I must say I absolutely hate her stone washed out halter onesie.

Cop me one…

Ankle bracelets…The new grillz. Actor/comedian Tracy Morgan got him one of the first shipments. Get them while there Hott!!!

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I can’t stand not a one of them

Usher, stepmamma, and Kanye, could all go fly a fat a$$ kite in a thunderstorm. Cocky a$$ ma’fuggas

Something is baking in that belly
Lisa Bonet and grown a$$ daughter who happens to not have on a damn a$$ bra on. grrrrr. My pimp hand is itching

R’ memba Her?!?

Akon’s 9th wife Danah Allyne is a regular at the hoe spot…….No reason why a 14 year old should have this type of body (Does getting bodied and being a lil skank get you a little tight body like this….) Akon where you at??…I need a work out. In my prime I had a body like that…Oh the good old days

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