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Jul
29

Who looked the foolest: Waxed Tyra vs. Waxed Wino

Amy Winehouse wishes to goodness that she looked that clean, well that’s an overstatement cause i think Amy relishes in the fact that she’s a dirty waste of talent crackhead mess. So with that being said.. Which wax figure looked the foolest?

Amy Winehouse as what she should look like or…

VS.

Tyra Big Head Banks…that wax figure looks nothing like her..they should have had her with her mouth open making an ugly obnoxious face.

July 29, 2008 // amy crackhouse, who looked the foolest // No Comments //

Jun
30

A C*NT Like Kanye

Oye, I didn’t know that Amy and Kanye had beef, but i guess they officially do now when Amy performed at Glastonbury in England to open the show for Jay-Z (whole other story behind that) Anyways. Amy didn’t seem to hold back her dislike for Kanye when she called him out and the end of her first song buy saying ” A least I’m not opening for a CUNT like Kanye” and my did that girl sing that part with conviction….

Kanye responded on his blog by saying: “This just in…Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!!LOL!!!

No B!tch fit Kanye??? Come one the world deserves more. The diss line comes around the 2 min mark. it’s so sad that she is a walking/talking/singing 8 ball of crack

Here she is throwing bows at and audiance member: They said that Amy was defending herself because some crack head wanted a Hit of crack and decided to squeeze her booby to see if he could get lucky. this was pure hilarity…

June 30, 2008 // amy crackhouse, crack is whack // 4 Comments //

Jun
16

Amy gets High and still gets payed

I want to know how is it that everyone knows your high and that your blood can pretty much supply a small village enough crack to keep them high for 2 months and people still offer you 2 MILLION dollars to perform. Amy Crackhouse is too far gone to understand that type of opportunities that she would have if she just cleaned herself up and started to do right. I guess that’s what happens when your too talented for your own good. Too bad that talent is only a eight ball away from being wiped out.

Must be good to be Amy Winehouse: The wobbly wonder got $2 million from a Russian billionaire to bring her act to Moscow.

Rush & Molloy report that Amy actually managed to show up and do the gig – but not without incident. It took her handlers a couple hours to pull her together because she showed up “in no condition to appear.” When she did make it down a red carpet, she smoked and revealed that she was going full commando.

A source says that her actual singing was “sloppy,” but that she put on a “terrific show.” -source

June 16, 2008 // When bad things happen to good people, amy crackhouse // No Comments //

Apr
24

Amy Winehouse is TOO FAR GONE

I had high hopes that Amy would clean herself up and get it together but I guess I played myself. Instead she’s out there headbutting people and bumping into lamppost..really who does that???

Crack is the whackest!!!

Amy Winehouse went out on a wild bender last night — and ended the evening headbutting a party goer.

The troubled singer, 24, reportedly partied until 4am, and she completely lost it after arguing with a male outside a London pub, onlookers claim.

Amy “got upset and lashed out, headbutting a guy hard in the face and also punched him,” said the onlooker.

“Her concerned friends rushed outside and dragged her back inside the pub.”

She then headed into a sweet shop and appeared to help herself to a paper, fags and sweets before racing back to a waiting cab.

And then to Amy’s surprise, she smacked her face into a lamppost.

After being dropped back at her London flat, the 24-year-old songstress infuriated one last bystander allegedly short changing the taxi driver $40, telling him his ride “wasn’t worth it”.

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April 24, 2008 // amy crackhouse, funny ish, that's not hott // No Comments //

Mar
18

They call it IMPETIGO

I call it Just Nasty!!

To be honest with you Amy is really starting to piss me off with all this foolishness. She played be by going to rehab doing a little song or two at the awards, pretended like she wanted to get her life back in order and then WHAM…..”I’m Amy bitch” At this point I feel that maybe her and Britney should star in a remake of the “simple life: when crack attacks”

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March 18, 2008 // amy crackhouse, crack is whack // No Comments //

Mar
7

Who invented snorting Vodka

The crazy sh!t that white people do is AMAZING…the thought process has to be out of this world. For a fact I know that black people don’t snort Vodka because Vodka is expensive why waste it snorting it up your nose when you can just drink it duhhh. why run the risk of F’ing up your nose holes. maybe it’s only Amy crack house that does these amazing things. I mean I thought she was getting better but maybe it was just because smoking crack didn’t give her the high she yearned for and now it looks like she’s resorted to sniffing vodka…. *sigh*

Wino was recently out at Bungalow 8 in London when she started playing the “gas chamber” game with friends. A source said, “She was sat next to Kelly and Miquita when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw. She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose.”

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I guess crack IS really whack, Vodka is that new OOOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!!!

March 7, 2008 // amy crackhouse, crack is whack // No Comments //

Mar
3

Amy Winehouse is a fashion Icon

Over the weekend Amy Crackhouse was paid a half a million dollars to perform at the Louis Vuitton fashion show. Even though she was was voted WORST DRESS *gasp* by the NME awards. They say the designers are really feeling Amy’s drug abusing style. For once I would have to agree. there is something about dirty clothes, nappy beehives, and blood stained ballerina slippers that really scream out…. HIGH fashion (pun intended)

Despite her manky gear, Amy has become the fashion industry’s golden girl.

Designer KARL LAGERFELD has based a clothes line on her, erm, unique style, and you couldn’t move for beehives at London Fashion Week earlier this month.

Now Amy is launching her own fashion line. -source

I can’t wait to start wearing Cravkhouse designs. I wonder if they make jeans for curvy woman or am i just wishing upon a star?

March 3, 2008 // amy crackhouse // No Comments //

Feb
21

Amy is on the road to recovery

Amy performed at the Brit Awards and she didn’t do to bad. I still think that you can see the effects of de-toxing in some of her moves shucking and jiving moves. Hell, you got to start somewhere. She should smoke weed to calm her nerves. It really helps. (So they say) Soon i’m going to have to stop calling her Amy crackhouse, and call her something more appropriate like “Amy re-formed crackhouse”

Check out her performance

What say You??

February 21, 2008 // amy crackhouse, what say you? // No Comments //

Feb
12

Ummmmm STFU!!

I got three words: POT, KETTLE, BLACK

“I don’t think she should have won,” Cole told People magazine at Sunday’s Warner Music Group post-Grammy party. “I think it sends a bad message to our young people who are trying to get into this business, the ones who are trying to do it right and really trying to keep themselves together. We have to stop rewarding bad behavior.”

“I’m sorry. I think the girl is talented, gifted, but it’s not right for her to be able to have her cake and eat it too,” Cole continued. “She needs to get herself together.”

“I mean, she could die. This isn’t something that’s cute and fun just to throw around in the press,” said Cole. “The girl really has a problem, and I think for those of us who have been in the business long enough, we know the sacrifice it takes. This is about discipline and hard work, and you don’t get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded.”

She cut me deep here:

“Rihanna, even Beyonce. I just feel like they’re ready to go the long haul. You can tell how hard they work, they’re great people, their heart is in the right place. These are the people we should be praising, these are the people we should be encouraging.”

B!tch are you serious, are people not sick and damn near tired of seeing some damn Beyonce and Rhianna smiling and gyrating half naked up and their faces by now. YES, Yes they are great they sing great they look great and blah blah blah but what the damn hell. You can only take so much. For Nat and her scary azz eyes to sit up there and talk trash when she sed to be cracked out her damn self is a hurtful shame. Regardless of what that child is doing with her life, the awards are not about your personal and what kind of a wonderful person you are the awards are about what you do for Hotsauce and her people. And I love Amy dammit. She’s my frigging favorite. and I would rather here her then endless damn love, or unforgetta damn ble. So Nat Cole and her reformed cracked self can kiss AMY and MY azz….

February 12, 2008 // STFU, amy crackhouse // No Comments //

Feb
4

Amy takes a break from rehab

Her papa took her for a little stroll to get some fresh air after detoxing…..

All I know if that she better get right and put out another CD for me….talent like hers shouldn’t end over some crack. Crystal Meth maybe but not crack dammit!!

February 4, 2008 // amy crackhouse // No Comments //

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