This is some Funny stuff

When Kanye basically ripped the self esteem and grammy out of Taylor Swift’s hand we heard it all over the world. Twitter went ape shit, Facebook had to shut down for 3 minutes because status msgs were Out of Order (I made that one up) and my phone didn’t stop ringing from people asking me if I i just saw that Nigga Kanye did on Stage. Some laughed some cried, and Obama called him a Jack ass. I merely rolled my eyes and said Kanye strikes again (then I blogged about it)

In this turn of events… The Kanye of The Oscars some lady named Elinor Burkett who actually did win the Oscar KANYED her co-producer Roger Ross Williams (who also won) when she stole the spot light away from him in the middle of his speech. (see video above) I guess what had happened was: They worked on the movie “Music by Prudence” together and had a lot of differences of opinions on the direction they wanted the film to go in. A year before the movie was finished Elinor decided to remove herself from the project. So………. fast forward to The 2010 Oscars. As Williams went on stage to accept the award, a few minutes later Elinor waddles up to the stage and grabs the mics spits on him (I made that part up) and proceeds to give her own acceptance speech. It was a great way to bring some LIFE and Juice to the otherwise boring as hell Oscars. It was a little different then The West/Swift moment but Williams def got KANYED

At Nelson Mandela’s party at Radio city on Monday. Reports have it that Cicely Tyson was showing her ass and snapping, scrathing, and yelling at people. I believe it. These old folks are out of control. running people over with cars, and howling at the moon it’s time we tie them down and spank them like they are kids. Below the “victim” recounts what happened. *dead*

Morita Monroe, the wife of Earl “The Pearl” Monroe, tells Page Six: “Cicely’s assistant was seated in my seat, but when my husband asked her to move, Cicely became enraged. When I sat down, I accidentally bumped into her, and she slapped me on the arm and scratched me. Later, when [former Knick] Charles Smith tried to steady her from falling in the aisle, she slapped his arm. It was disgraceful, especially in light of the occasion and Nelson’s commitment to nonviolence.” source

“It was really heated,” one source said. “It was about to pop off…there was crazy screaming.” According to sources, Faith was saying, “ I love you” to Lil Kim and Kim responded with “God bless you.”

However, later at the event, Kim asked Faith, “How would you say you love me when you trashed me in your book?” Under anonymity, a source told AllHipHop.com “We know that [Faith saying 'I love you'] is bulls**t.

It wasn’t even about the movie. It hurt Kim that she was being fake.” Actor Dennis Da Menace, who played D-Roc in “Notorious” and Devante Swing of Jodeci fame were able to prevent a potentially violent exchange between Faith’s husband, Todd Russaw, and Choke No Joke.

“At first it was cool, but then Dennis had to peace it out,” another source said. Russaw reportedly attempted to take pictures as Kim and Faith spoke peacefully, to which Choke took exception. -source

Seems like both of these ladies need a glass of water and a nap… I love the insults “I love you” and “God Bless you” LOVE IT!!!!

“Gary Coleman, and his wife aren’t seeing eye to eye.

The ex-child star’s bride – who is 5-feet-5 – was busted after trashing her 4-foot-8 husband’s bedroom, police said.

She allegedly greeted cops in her Utah driveway with a profane tirade.

“F— you and f— him!” Shannon Price screamed before her arrest Wednesday night.

“You deserve this after how you treated me!” she shouted at Coleman as the “Different Strokes” star stood amidst toppled furniture, scattered DVDs and strewn clothes.

Price, 23, spent two hours in a county lockup before being released on $1,205 bond.“ -source

I’m ROFLMFAO!!!! why? because these two have been in the negative news light since the day that they got married. I am still questioning why her lil half retarded ass went there and married his full retarded ass. Gary Coleman obviously has many many problems, including thirsty skin that he is already dealing with. By throwing a big red headed wife in the mix could not have improved his situation. As you can see from the snippet of article above she did not get arrested for kicking a field goal with his little munchkin body, but for going ape shit on on his clothes and household things. I mean… can you imagine living with grumpy of the seven dwarfs. I would be pissed to. you ain’t gonna walk about my house all day angry and grunting and making ugly faces at me. I do think he even gives her any sexy time *shivers* (the visual is sickening)

These two will remain my favorite couple until one of them kills the other one. let the games begin!

So the hell what, I suck at Paint shop, but you have to admit you had to chuckle at my ridiculousness effort to be an artist… I do this type of quality work for you.. my people. *wink* Okay i have to admit sometimes i don’t even try and I do this type of sh!t just to get a rise out of you guys. But anyways back to the subject matter at hand.

On the heels of the news that Prime Micheal Misick wants to end his marriage to Lisa Raye, seems like Lisa reached into her soul and brought back her ghetto side which wasn’t to far out of her reach in the first place. Lisa and her and soon to be ex-husband started throwing bows and biting each other at his mansion in front of a bunch of government officials. They both files reports against each other and had to be treated for bites and rabies. GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Omarosa seems like she is still a little ticked off about her on air B!tch fight with Wendy Williams, neither one of them should be sour about the situation because they both ended up looking like to evil transvestites at a dance off to it’s “raining men”… So since they no longer are on the same stage they have both decided (Omarosa at least) to keep going at it through different media outlets. Omarosa thinks that she was victorious in that battle…. whatever makes her sleep better at night.

As one of America’s favorite reality TV villains, Omarosa is used to defending herself, but she went on the offensive during a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show.

“She’s been talking smack about me for the past five years and she thought I’d go on her show, forgetting about it?” She’s been so vicious, she couldn’t have expected a tea party!”

The appearance began with a tussle over the book, and the women were soon hurling insults at each other. “I had some expectation that she would try and up her game, but she lowered it. I find it ironic that she would beg and plead me to come on her show and then be rude and unprofessional when I got there,” says Omarosa, who thinks she won this fight with the radio shock jock.

“I knocked Wendy out. She’s so used to bullying people, but for the first time, she met her match.” “She definitely has a face for radio,” -source

I agree on only one part…Wendy should have stayed her seld on radio where no one ever has to look at her. she is some kind of UGLY…..

Who the hell fights over Travis Barker…Skanks do that’s who. Shanna Baker and Kim Hodashian got into a lil b!tch match at a bbq for Carmen Electra. The dirty got the inside scoop from Shanna about what happened. She seems like a complete mess. You know what I’m talking about…that chick that you can’t help but know that there is going to be some kind of drama when she is around. She can’t seem to keep her mouth shut…I think she might need me to kick her in the mouth… I’m not standing up for Kim because i think Reggie and his B1tch ass has that part on lock but everyone knows that Kim is a punk so they should just leave her alone…Kim is that chick that is clueless to why everyone hates her….. even though she makes porns with all of their men…. read the interview below.

Please don’t laugh at my picture making skills….(Cause I can’t stop) LMAO!! (I’m crying) any ways Pay-Per-View is trying to get Suge and the bartender man that knocked him the *bleep* out to appear in the ring ON Live T.V to fight it out for $1 MILLION Dollars…. They should stop the foolishness and put cartoon figures up on celebrity death fight or what the hell ever the name is. I like to watch those things. I Like to become one with fighting and blood. Yes dammit I’m evil but I’m a nice person