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May
5

New Beyonce “Why Don’t You Love Me”

Beyonce is at it again with a NEW video “Why don’t you love me” I actually took the time to watch this video before I posted it, and I kinda like the concept of it. Watch and tell me what you think… my thoughts on the video to follow.

My Thought and un-answered questions: Is Beyonce allergic to wearing clothes? Now, I understand that sex sells, and in this video she actually stayed away from the bathing suit and attempted to do a video with out dancing  and floating around on screen (LIES). Could the reason be that ????? doesn’t love her because she has a drinking problem, burns food, and takes to much time prancing around in high heels to really do any real cleaning around the house, all of which I seriously doubt she has ever done since marrying Jay-z… Just some thoughts and questions…proceed with your day.

OHHH and look at her new name… video directed by:BEE- Z and Melina (she also has a tattoo on her hand that says Brooklyn) I guess Bee- Z is trying to make a statement… DON’T MESS WITH HER MAN

Aug
18

Marriage is not for the weak

Neither is old age but that’s not the point. it brings me great joy to announce that Shaunie and Shaq are NOT getting a divorce, just a few months ago these two were going head to head trying to rip each other’s reputations and lives apart. I guess since then, they have decided to MAN UP, and stick together. That my friends, is what marriage is all about. You can have your beef and all but always remember that you stood before God and pronounced your commitment to each other TIL DEATH DO YOU PART….two cheers and some red soda for the O’Neal’s…

“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” Shaunie O’Neal said.Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago. So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”

The couple has six children: four together, and each had one of their own before the Dec. 26, 2002, wedding.

“The kids and I kind of learned about the divorce at the same time,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “So that was hard. That was probably the worst part of the whole thing, was being able to deal with how hurt the whole kids were.” -source

Jun
13

No one was Interested..DUUHHH!!

I couldn’t have said it better myself. No Body cares about a fake wedding between Mariah and Nick Cannon, if she wanted such a big wedding in the first place why didn’t she just stay her bobbled headed self here and have the ceremony here in the first place. of course nobody wants to buy them photos they already have them. So now all these two have left to do is sit the hell down and starting putting together their publicity stunt for there divorce.

Mariah Carey’s Big Apple wedding might be off, according to sources close to Carey. The pop diva and her husband, Nick Cannon, hoped to have a lavish celebration that would involve millions of dollars and dozens of bridesmaids.

“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle,” said a source familiar with Mariah’s plans. What went wrong? The issue of who was picking up the tab.

“Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested,” the source revealed.

source

Jun
12

What a Cute Kid

They say that two unfortunate people make a beautiful kid, and so I show you a product of that saying. Flavor Flav and his unfortunate looking wife/fiance have come together to create a beautiful little boy. Karma (as they call him) is one of the cutest kids I have ever seen. I want to hold him and make me call me Mama!!

She is paler then… a raw piece of Purdue chicken.

What a cute boy !!

Flav is sweatier this Rick Ross’ under belly or titty (whatever sweats the most)
Jun
10

You CAN turn a hoe into a housewife

Why are some people famous and other are not? Why is it that making a sex tape with Brandy’s brother the key to your stardom? how is it that you can be as loose as a goose and still snag a gorgeous well put together man? why is it that there are woman that would make great wives end up old and alone because they don’t believe in making a sex tape? {shout out to 2DB for the why’s}

Society is backwards!


Kim Dishes about her and Reggie’s Marriage talks:

“That’s definitely where we are heading,” the reality star told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping in L.A. Saturday when asked about marriage.

“That’s something that we do talk about,” she said. “I think that when you spend so much time with someone who is such a big part of your life, that’s definitely the future.”

Kardashian, 27, said her relationship with the 23-year-old New Orleans Saints running back is “really serious” and “the best.” They have been dating since April 2007. -source

May
20

WHHHOOOPPPISH

That’s the sound of the whip that Mariah runs across Nick’s back every time he shows her a little resistance. he probably gets raped by her and and then made to sit in her Hello Kitty closet so he can think about his actions. Just when he thought he could get a night out with the boys…..Cell phones blow up, Amber alerts are sounded, and an all points bulletin is executed to get the boy back to his Motherwife so that he can feed her little hot dogs on a papaya leaf.

Poor Nick he’s in it to FAIL…


NICK Cannon learned the meaning of “If you don’t pay, you got no say” this weekend. Mariah Carey’s new husband was trying to have a boys’ weekend at Saturday’s opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods with pals Sean Combs and Quincy Jones when he got a call from Carey. “He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning,” a source said. “He didn’t look happy about it.” A rep for Carey didn’t return calls. -source
May
14

"Call Me Gay Al"

Al and his gel and brush baby hairs decided to turn to the ever powerful myspace to set the record straight…This picture is the absolute gayest thing I have ever seen. But that’s not the point Al wants You all (His friends) to stop with the name calling and the insults and just refer to him as Al…or Gay al, (Gal for short) what ever makes you feel better connected to him

“What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity,” he writes. “In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So … Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.” TO READ MORE

Pic via Gal’s
myspace
May
13

No wedding for you

Papoose and Remy’s wedding got called off because papoose had a bright idea..bring in the handcuff keys…Because really…Who does that??? I think one should go to jail for getting high right before you visit someone in jail. You should be held accountable for the foolishness that happens when your under the influence…What in the world made him think that it would be okay, or a gesture of true love to come into the jail house with a handcuff key.

Only a complete Moron does that…but then again what the hell did i expect we are talking about a man who dubbed himself Papoose (an indian infant) and a convict that shot her friend in the belly and called it an accident


Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abruptly called off Monday when her rapper groom, Papoose, showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.

“A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled,” a correction official told the Daily News.

“The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use,” the official said.

Now the 29-year-old Brooklyn-born Papoose – real name Shamele Mackie – won’t be able to see his fiancée until November.

“The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months,” the official said. “He was asked to leave.”

He was quickly ushered out of the jail and never got to enter the prison island’s Rose M. Singer chapel in which the two were set to say their “I do’s.” -source

May
9

Damn them are some sexy RANGS

Son of a mother’s dog….those are some of this biggest rings i have ever seen in my life. They say hers is 13 carets…Now dig deep into your soul and tell me what the hell do you do with a 13 caret diamond ring? I “wishaniggawould” by me a ring that big…please understand me when I tell you that if it were me… I would pawn it for a smaller ring and use the money to feed a small nation. I mean a ring that big only makes me a target for predators and purse snatchers, next thing i know some man got my ring (finger and all) in his pocket racing down the street) I think not.

Nicholas didn’t make out to bad himself.

May
7

More Gifts!! from Mariah and Nick

This really is only for you people that care. I won’t even encourage you to comment on this because words will not be enough to express your careingness of this issue. I’ll pretend that I don’t even know what I’m posting about. This is only for those that are board at work and need a little extra something to keep your mind off of strangling your boss. Ohh yea you can pick up the mag when it hits newsstands on Friday…. if you can wait just wait for the scans to pop up on the net. I promise I’ll link to a site that post them.

Sidebar: I’m going to whisper this….I’m a little more interested in this wedding then I was in Yawnce and Jay’s. To me these two idiots are a lot more entertaining it’s almost like watching a bad mini series on BET.

Yep, they did it! If there was any doubt Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding was the real deal, they answer the question once and for all in this week’s issue of PEOPLE, speaking for the first time about their surprise nuptials – and showing off exclusive photos from their April 30 ceremony.

“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” -source

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