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May
16

Lil Kim Gets Money

I mean maybe now that she won her case and was awarded 500k I’m guessing it would mean that she will be able to buy more material to cover up her plastic stretched marked aureoles.


Lil’ Kim notched a victory in court yesterday (May 15), when a judge awarded her $500,000 dollars over an unauthorized DVD released by former cohort Lil’ Cease.

Lil’ Kim filed the $6 million dollar lawsuit against Lil’ Cease in July of 2005, claiming the former Junior M.A.F.I.A. member illegally used her name and likeness to promote his DVD The Chronicles of Junior M.A.F.I.A. Part II: Reloaded.

According to The New York Post, Manhattan Federal judge Jed Rakoff sided with Lil’ Kim and ruled that Lil’ Cease and his company Ground Zero entertainment infringed upon Lil’ Kims rights. -source

May 16, 2008   //   lil kim, sued   //   No Comments   //  
Mar
5

Lil Kim knows how to Work the middle

Kerrin Steffans has made a whole army of little book writing sluts. Power after hours DJ Golden Girl has just released her tell all book which happened to include a whole sexy porno story of her and Lil Kim getting there sensual seduction on.

Golden Girl says:

Anyway, there I was, in a position I had never been in, laying in bed with the Queen Bee, ready to eat her p*ssy. We were in some exquisitely designed bedroom, where she was dressed in a thong…period. We were drinking Cristal, and I couldn’t believe I was about to have sex with a chick. I felt a little weird, although I do chix with chix parties, and have a series of chix with chix DVD’s. I have seen it in person at clubs, and have been asked by chicks to have it done, but I have never done it, or had it done to me by a chick.

But all that shit aside, Lil Kim and I were touching, rubbing, and before I knew it, we were playing in each other’s p*ssy with our fingers. Her a*s was so soft, I kept touching and grabbing it. I’d never felt anybody’s a*s as soft as mine, and her t*tties were huge and pretty. Her nipples got hard instantly as I licked all over them. She was rubbing my cl*t and grabbing my a*s.

Read More at {C+D}

Update:see Nicolebitchie for the story behind this excerpt and how lil Kim responds
March 5, 2008   //   lil kim, nasty things, porn, sex   //   No Comments   //  
Feb
1

SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!

Umm where do I start? I don’t really know what to say about Lil Kim’s face I mean it’s just so much that needs to be addressed and so little time.
Is that the AKA sign I think they should gear up and whoop her behind

Every thing that she has on is is a BIG NO NO, again we have a case of cute things that should be SEPERATED and banned from being worn TOGETHER. except of course for that limeatine green satin court suit.

ohh I get it. The pink on the side of the belt matching the little pink dumb azz strap on the shoe. I’m still trying to figure out how the big yellow school bus bag matches anything.

and to top it off as the founder of Birthday cake make up line, she needs to stop with the promoting because that line of makeup ain’t the bizzness.

February 1, 2008   //   birthday cake make up kit, lil kim   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
26

Very freaky Girl

Lil “Plastic face” Kim parties with Gucchi Mane

he looks like a sweaty pig that was just rolling around in feces

Classy!!

December 26, 2007   //   lil kim, nasty things, soap and a brillo pad   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
17

Lil’ Fake face is coming out with a Fur Line

Kim’s face looks like the white plastic face from scream!AHHHHHH


Lil’ Kim is having a new career choice. The rap star, best known for her 1996 album “Hard Core,” is invading the world of fashion, about to come out with her own line of fur.

Braves the wrath of animal rights group PETA, she’s naming her new collection of fur Royalty Fur, which will be a range of clothes and accessories all made from animal pelts. -source

PETA where are you……..I have my can of red paint ready…do you have yours???
R.I.P- to all the little creatures of the world
December 17, 2007   //   lil kim, rich getting richer off of foolishness   //   No Comments   //  
Dec
5

Ms. Greatest of all Time

What the hell is you saying Kimberly??

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Lil Kim speaks out against Remy Ma’s disses. I think??? She sounds like a fool azz to me. I hate the way she sounds and looks. She sounds like a demon baby cartoon.
What the hell was that mean face at the end supposed to do?? Intimidate your opponent??…..COME ON!! let’s be serious, all she had to do is stand there with her b-day cake makeup and she’s bound to scare more people then her mean face did.

I wish she would have taken a picture with her legs closed, what’s with all the vagina shots these days, ish like this is NOT SEXY!!

December 5, 2007   //   lets do better, lil kim, remy   //   No Comments   //  
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