I wonder if Kim really feels in her heart that she is sexy, I wonder if she looks in the mirror and says “damn I’m a sexy b!tch” because if she does then I’ll pour out some Hennessy in remembrance of her brain. Anyways Lil Kim recently performed a whole bunch of yelling, screaming, and touching her titties at the “Way Out West Festival in Sweden” FUN FUN FUN

Her stomach looks like dough that is being kneaded to make a loaf of bread. a loaf of bread that ultimately will have to much yeast and blow up in the oven. then you would shape that blown up dough into something that looks like all of the pictures below.

Look at that….. ewwww!!!

He’s 15 minutes are lasting a long azz time

I’d smash him down all day long..

For an old school head she’s doing the damn thing

Her head is still extremely large *smile with your face Tyra*

Titty balls and water, I wonder what is happening under that um bre-la-eh-eh-eh…I’ll give a dollar to anyone who can tell me what the hell this magazine is saying.

You can still see her belly button. that doesn’t count as pregnant, stop pushing it out Halle

First of all it looks like Oprah had The Birthday Cake Makeup Kit on her list of favorite things..

Second: is there a reason why Denzel’s lip gloss is poppin like that?? has Oprah been caught dipping in Pauletta’s cookie jar (first Michelle Obama not Pauletta Washington)

(great debaters premiere)

The LOLLIPOP KIDS!!

Tameka’s Wife Usher performing singing in the rain

he did such a nice performance because he envisioned the day that Tameka would release his balls and let him come out the closet. I would say that’s reason enough to PRANCE around in the rain!!

A source for the cowardly Lion speaks out about her lack of nookie:

Ain’t this something else, as I was trying to find my contestants for this Battle..I have to say that the Men(homosexuals) are far more advanced in the art of dancing then the woman are. The woman out right sucked, but the men were very fluid in their movements and their waist lines were very elastic. Who won the competition? Leave a comment and cast you vote, I could have done a poll but wanted to hear your thoughts.

I first spotted this on D-listed and was so horrified and amazed that I had to post it here. No, this picture has not been photo shopped, this old a$$ woman really is 70 years old with a 15 inch waist ON PURPOSE!!

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Want to see what Jay-Z likes to Motor boat at night with them soup cooler lips he got?

…because Beyonce feels the need to perform in window curtains and doesn’t think it would be a good idea to wear a bra, her audience sure did get their money’s worth….and now so will you my precious readers.