Ohh now this is what i call the first stages of a brilliantly devised plan…As you know by now i have a personal vendetta out for Oprah and it over joys my nerve endings to see that someone else is trying to bring down her empire with absurd and ridiculous gossip. The National Enquirer has it that her and and her long time bottom b!tch Steadman is having it out because he suspects that Oprah is strapping on for someone else..that someone else being Tyler Perry.

Tyler perry you say…it is also suspected that Tyler is a little on the “grass is greener side” so it would be hard to make the him and Oprah story hold any weight unless they are all caught in a sexy love square: Tyler, Oprah, Gayle, and Stedman…Now that’s a sex tape that would blind my eyes right out of my head. I’ll keep you posted with any other obnoxious gossip details i come across.

I feel that when you are one of the richest people in the world and you can party with Nelson Mandela and you are a BILLIONair, and you have the type of $Guap$ that you could probably build a nation in your backyard, and you wipe your behind with 5 dollar bills because the 1 dollar bills are too cheap then your feet should NEVER and I repeat NEVER look the way that Oprah’s feet look.

She has enough clout that she doesn’t even have to pay a doctor to come to her home and make her two NEW pair of feet but NOOOOOOOO she insist of pissing me off and walking around with feet that look like she has just stomped across the core of the sun….hang my head in shame…. cause at one point that mutated bunion actually looked like an extra toe

yea right don’t we all wish *shudders* …that would be the last piece of evidence needed to take her down….but NOOO she is still there making it rain on every other person in the world. Forbes reports that Oprah is the HBIC when it comes to making that green paper. I would not be surprised if Oprah’s toilet paper rolls were made of freshly cleaned and softened 5 dollars bills. The dollar bill rolls are to cheap for her big azz.

No matter how much i try to bring her down she just keep on going and going and going. I can’t blame myself for this one I blame society. I hope that after i get this restraining order lifted i can convince her into paying off my school loans and dubbing me an honorary god child. and then once I get inside I can take her down…Muahahahahah!!!

She says, “So many people have asked myself, Beyonce and Michelle the questions about another Destiny’s Child reunion and I don’t know when that is right now. Everybody is basically dibbling dabbling in their own things and I’m excited about it as well and supportive of each other above anything. And I think as long as that support system is there then everybody really has nothing to worry about. -source

I wish that for one this girl would just go on and say ” I hate Beyonce, she ruined my life” instead of swinging from her hidden pen15. Kelly is just to sweet and nice to make it in the nasty world on entertainment. hence the reason why no matter how many time she puts out her Cd and changed the name to Deluxe, to Ultra, to new and improved it will always just come in last…Like i said before it’s time to get cut throat, start chopping b!tches down and get her head in the game.

Looks like my conspiracy plan against Oprah is starting to work. Little by little I am single handedly taking down her empire. Reports are showing that her support and popularity in her show and magazines and life is declining. I would say that sounds like a victory for Team Hotsauce. In due time she’ll be knocking at my door begging for my forgiveness.

besides from American Idol reject Latoya London’s little outfit being sooooo cute I’m sure that she could have excised her rights to apply a little more deodorant to her arm pits before she left the house (maybe even some baby powder). I will not act like I don’t know how hot it can get out there but SERIOUSLY come on….It is WAY NOT sexy to have your armpits all juiced out in front of the photogs in a sexy little dress. That my friend is a big NONO. If she needed to she should have place paper towels in a neat little way under her arms until she got inside in the AC (stand in front of a fan and air out, do something)….I tell you these people give me reasons to talk trash….

And guess who’s fault it is……I ain’t even going to say it because I know she’s watching me

(Oprah)

I think someone is out to freaking kill me (I have a retraining order out against Oprah). Media fake out is claiming that Beyonce and co. are in negotiations to become a permanent member on DHW. That my friends would be the end of Hotsauce. if that happens I would have no other choice but string myself up on the fallen London bridge and pray that I meet my heavenly maker.

DHW is one of my must see shows (the ones I tape and need utter silence in order to enjoy, and if someone dares to say a world I will stab them) and if my greatest nemesis Beyonce invades my coveted show….desperate measure will have to be taken. I’m talking marching my angry azz down to ABC studios and not leaving until I have single handily eliminated everything breathing. The incredible hulk don’t have nothing on me. Muahhahahahah!!

When things like this appear on my damn screen it makes me livid. I knew from the moment I laid eyes on this girl that she had it out for me. I honestly believe that Lil Manma wakes up every morning and says….”What can I wear to piss off Hotsauce today” then she goes through the hamper on her floor and says “I think I will put on this, this, this, and this”… smells the arm pits to make sure they are clean and proceeds to make a mockery out of my life.

And Jebus Wept

It’s almost like her eyes give the power of growth to her teeth which in turn prevents her mouth from closing. There should be no reason why this girl always has that look of SUPRISE!! every time she is photographed. I hate to look at her. I feel like I’d have the fate of Lot’s wife (read the bible) and turn into a pillar of salt.