Jul
26

Pimps Say the Darnest Things

I think you must have to be a hard-core rap fan or like to download ring tones to know who Pimp-C is ( i think he just got out of jail) I guess he’s linked to the rapper Bun-B ( i feel like I’m trying to retain my alphabets) but he has been known to be very “keep it real” and “No holding back” here are some of some of his thoughts on different people and things……and because i have a special area in my heart for the ignorant sh!t that people say i shall share them with you

Mind you I still have no idea who this angry man is…..someone inform me (I tried to google the mother f’er but I only came across some song that i didn’t know)

On Russell Simmons:
“I just made peace with the lil n***a Short Dawg cause on the cool, it really wasn’t his fault. It was ol’ d**k-in-the-booty-Russell Simmons fault for not taking the message back to him and telling him to change his name. Yeah, I said ‘d**k-in-the-booty.’ I know what I’m talking about. B***h, I’ll air you out too.”

On Atlanta:
“Atlanta is not the South. Atlanta is not the South, gotdamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say? When you get off the plane from Los Angeles or Texas, what time do it be over there? Atlanta is East Coast time. You n***as ain’t in the South.”

About Lil‘ Troy:
“He’s a f**king b***h, and I said it. I’ve been knowing he’s a b***h, but I ain’t gotta talk about no n***a when everybody knows you’re a b***h and you’re hiding.”

On rappers with a lot of jewels like Mike Jones and Lil‘ Flip: I Agree!!
“Them big ol’ plates they be wearing that look like dinner plates? Them diamonds are monkey. You need to take that monkey shit back cause you embarrassing us.”

On some D-Boys that used to be down with Meech:

“All y’all n***as talking about selling dope? If y’all n***as was some d-boys, guess what, man? I don’t believe you n***as no more cause I’m seeing you n***as in button up shirts getting cute and pretty trying to look sexy. N***a, f**k you. N***a, and I ain’t gotta say your name. Play with me and I’ll expose the n***as that was wearing backpacks with their pant leg rolled up back then in Atlanta when me and Big Meech used to be off in the club kickin’ it buying each other champagne.”

On Ne-Yo: I Agree!!!
“I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and shit, n***a. Pussy d**k in the booty a** n***a wearing all that gotdamn lipgloss at their video shoots and letting n***as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f**k I said. N***as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”

I found this little clip of him saying something that I can’t understand, about no kissing in the mouth…and 5 movies, and punks (I think)