I no longer do entertainment blogging but occasionally i come across unbelievable sh!t that makes me want to SHOUT and say the F word in creative ways… like fuckaloidoramous (i made that up as i typed) Little Kim NEVER and i mean NEVER ceases to amaze me. or maybe the correct word is SCARE the crap out of me. I guess the question that all of us seem to want to ask is WHO THE HELL DOES HER MAKEUP? I know it wasn’t my goddaughter because she was too busy eating cookies, and the Big Top circus is not do in town for another two weeks so I’m not sure if this was a sabotaged effort or if kim really sat there and said… “hmmm I think the vanilla frosting of this birthday cake matches my bleached blond skin perfectly”

A little off topic, Ray J is a tiny little man that I would like to put in my pocket and feed little bits on tomatoes and onion rings. I met him in Vegas and although my light skin was to dark for him, we still managed to share a hardy knee slapping laugh given his relationship efforts on “The love of Ray J”. I’m not sure what he was doing here spotted with cake face but I could care less. my blessing if they have decided to rekindle the flames of herpes and HPV (I wanna be one less)

back to lil Kim… In this first picture… something besides her face is off… does she have one track of bangs attached to her head SHAME, and Barbie EYELASHES are not the shit, those things look extremely aggressive like they are attacking her corneas. but who am I to talk…. one set of those plastic eyes lashes can pay off my college loans.

I guess like me Lil Kim, never fully understood the art of wearing makeup, I mean it’s hard… just the other day I found out that eye liner is supposed to go on that little pink part of you bottom lid, the whole time I was putting it right under that part… until my lady boo told me that I looked the fool (true friendship) lol… Kim has no friends to tell her that foundation should not stop abruptly at the neck (where you can see the obvious color CHANGE) they also didn’t’ tell her the frosting was not a preferred make up line of choice. I guess this all boils down to loneliness and a lack of positive friendship. poor Kim.. she don’t know any better. At this point nothing on her self is real. i think she has received every job there is to have, only thing left is implanting thicker chin splits.

These pictures are like three days old, but they were in my picture folder and didn’t want them to go to waste. Some post write for themselves. but I’m going to point out the obvious in these. There is one central theme to Vivica and it’s that she needs to get so far over herself and retire her botoxed face and put way the rest of what ever birthday cake batter she currently uses as makeup.

I also think that it’s weired that Viv is at every awards, banquet, gala, restaurant in the world, but she has nothing going one. Was the last real movie she did ” Kill Bill” cause that was like 10 years ago and it’s a shame that she can’t get anymore work. but hey what the hell do I know….I’m bored with this so I’m done. see you in the next post.

If Jermaine Jackson was going to come out with his own line of leather face make-up then he should have experimented on someone other then himself to showcase his product. I’ve seen wax figures that look more real then Him. I bet if you pull a strip of his face off it would make a fine leather accessory. I do need a belt that color (brown, orange)

He’s like a black leather Ken doll

Black people I encourage you to stay away from the birthday cake foundation. Go and spend your money on a foundation that matches your skin. Black people with white people makeup is unfair and an abomination to the world.

I would be running from her plastic face too.

Give a little shoulder and take it right back….PLEASE take it back!!

Kimora looks like a chineese man giant

because this post is not about Lisa Ray’s baby suit, I will stick to talking about the mess that is Vivica Fox.

If she were to put her face into a white towel I feel that she would be able to leave a complete mold of a clown face.

Who the hell designed this twinkle twinkle little star custume for her to wear out in public with a belt….Now that’s just wrong. Viv get’s not love.

all of this foolishness when down at the Baby Fat fashion show.

Is that the AKA sign I think they should gear up and whoop her behind

Every thing that she has on is is a BIG NO NO, again we have a case of cute things that should be SEPERATED and banned from being worn TOGETHER. except of course for that limeatine green satin court suit.

ohh I get it. The pink on the side of the belt matching the little pink dumb azz strap on the shoe. I’m still trying to figure out how the big yellow school bus bag matches anything.

and to top it off as the founder of Birthday cake make up line, she needs to stop with the promoting because that line of makeup ain’t the bizzness.

I hate everything about all three pictures!!

1st pic: Her wig looks like it’s on the wrong way and her lips look like she had been hitting the rocks

2nd pic: classic “birthday cake make up kit”

3rd pic:trash bag dresses are not the ish, and cork screw hooker heel clogs are an abomination